Crystal Jellies — every product, scored

Crystal Jellies makes beginner-friendly anal toys in translucent PVC — soft, flexible, and priced to let you try the category without spending much. Five products in the range, all of them training kits or plugs, all scoring consistently in the mid-to-high seventies. They're approachable, they work, and reviewers keep buying them.

The range sits squarely in the beginner end of anal play: three training kits that step you up in size, and two standalone plugs for when you know what you're after. The Purple Anal Trainer Kit scores highest at 80, followed by the standalone Anal Plug at 78. The two Anal Starter Kits — one in pink at 3.8 inches, one clear at 5 inches — both land at 76 and 77, with the Medium Butt Plug matching that at 77.

Between them they've gathered nearly 1,200 reviews, which tells you people are buying them, using them, and coming back to say how it went. The kits are the volume sellers, and the scores reflect what you'd expect from a brand that's been making this exact thing for years: reliable, unintimidating, and priced so that a first attempt doesn't feel like a commitment.

Every product in the Crystal Jellies anal range is made from PVC, which means none of them are non-porous. That's not unusual at this price point, but it does mean you need to treat them carefully: keep each one to a single person, use a fresh condom every time, and replace them when the surface starts to degrade. PVC is soft and forgiving, which is why it shows up so often in beginner toys, but it won't last as long as silicone and it can't be sterilised.

If you want something you can boil or share safely, you'll need to look at silicone or glass — and you'll pay more for it. Crystal Jellies trades longevity for approachability, and for a lot of people trying anal play for the first time, that's exactly the right trade.

The Purple Anal Trainer Kit leads the range at 80, and it's easy to see why: three graduated sizes, a flared base on each, and enough reviews to trust the score. The standalone Anal Plug sits just behind at 78, and it's the one people reach for when they've worked out what size suits them and don't need the full progression.

The two Anal Starter Kits — pink and clear — both score 77 and 76 respectively, and both have over 400 reviews between them. They're the volume sellers, the ones that turn up in every beginner's guide, and the scores reflect exactly what they are: solid, unintimidating, and priced so that trying them doesn't feel like a risk. The Medium Butt Plug rounds out the top five at 77, with 144 reviews backing it up.

None of these are going to surprise you. They do what they say, they're soft enough to forgive a bit of clumsiness, and they cost less than a decent dinner. If you're starting out, any of them will do the job.

The Snug Report is published by the team behind Coy, a New Zealand retailer that stocks many of the products reviewed here. We say so on every page. Our scores come from aggregated public reviews, not from us — the method is on the methodology page and the evidence count is on every review.